Xbox 360 Laws
There are laws that every Xbox 360 owner must abide by…unspoken laws if you will. Unscripted 360 is proud to present those laws. The Xbox 360 Laws.
Upholders of the 360 Laws make up the Council of Enforcers and they sit around what is known as the Xbox 360 Table to discuss and approve these laws. I am proud to be amongst the Council of Enforcers and to take my spot sitting in a chair around the 360 Table.
The Founder
DeaconBlade 360 – Founder of the original 7 Xbox 360 Laws; identified below with (F). Through his vision the 360 Table was formed to seat all those who are bearers of the great responsibility of enforcing the 360 Laws. Mr. Blade has gone on record against many 360 Law offenders and has taken them all to justice thus solidifying his rightful spot at the Table. He was also the first to strike down the ‘Ken Exception’ to the Barbie Horse Adventure 360 Law. With great power comes great responsibility. With every Xbox 360 comes an Xbox 360 Law.
The Council of Enforcers
The Council of Enforcers are plenty. They sit beside the Founder at the 360 Table. Enforcers carry the 360 Laws with them at all times to cite violations on a whim. Who are the Enforcers? As the Enforcers check in, they’re added to the roster.
View the current Council of Enforcers
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360 Laws In The Community (News)
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The Xbox 360 Laws
1. 360 Law (F): Barbie Horse Adventures should only be played on an original Xbox. ONLY test its backward compatibility on an Xbox 360 if you are in possession of a child 7 years old or younger. The ‘Ken Exception’, a movement that if Ken Horse Adventures were released it could be played, was struck down.
2. 360 Law (F): Under no circumstances will you put stickers on your console. Unless those stickers are actually a skin that covers the entire console.
3. 360 Law (F): Carrying an Xbox 360 backpack is not cool.
4. 360 Law (F): Never share your hard drive with a friend’s console for more than a day. Tell him to get his own hard drive or download his own games.
5. 360 Law (F): Gaming sessions should never last more than 24 hours if someone of the opposite gender is involved.
6. 360 Law (F): Never be close enough to touch knees while gaming with a friend unless that friend is of the opposite gender.
7. 360 Law (F): If you plug it, you own it. Wired controllers, play and charge cables…are only to be inserted into the USB by its owner. Never let anyone touch your wires.
8. 360 Law: No hands but those of the owner shall handle the 360 in any manner.
9. 360 Law: Never abuse the Guide button mid-game. Abuse includes pressing of the Guide button by a guest without instruction from the host, repeated presses of the Guide button whether accidental or not and other forms of excessive Guide button usage.
10. 360 Law: Your console is not a coaster. Beverages and snacks must be a minimum of 3 feet away at all times. A dirty console is a no-no. Keep it clean.
11. 360 Law: Your 360 headset is not an open tryout for American Idol. Under no circumstances should you sing into the headset while playing. Mute yourself for the sake of your fellow gamer playing with or against you.
12. 360 Law: Have a Gamertag that everyone can pronounce. It is mandatory to upholding the Laws and key to being recognized by the Council and your fellow gamer. Trying to pronounce ‘xryiopyehzzeaiy’ sucks. The Council frowns on unspeakable names. You shall provide proper pronunciation of confusing Gamertag whenever prompted or be in violation of said 360 Law.
13. 360 Law: If any person has excessively sweaty hands, they must identify themselves immediately and be issued with a hand cover (gloves) or towel to dry hands. If said person does not have a hand cover or towel, they must supply their own 360 controller. Also known as the “Sweaty Hands Law”.
14. 360 Law: The Vision Camera is not a dating tool.
15. 360 Law: Halo 2 is not next-gen. Halo 3 is. Sending Halo 2 invites after Halo 3 releases or to known next-gen only players is beyond a violation.
16. 360 Law: When the headset is on, NO communication outside of to those involved in the match is possible. Pass this on to anyone presiding in said household.
17. 360 Law: The GamerchiX Rule. If you disrespect the ladies of gaming; chiX, PMS Clan…you’ll lose major cool points and respect. Obey the T.G.R.!
18. 360 Law: You move it. You lose it. Keep your 360 still! No horizontal to vertical adjustment especially when there’s a game inside. Play it don’t sway it!
19. 360 Law: Hulk no like wasting money on batteries. Hulk like uninterrupted play. Hulk have Play & Charge or Quick Charge kit. Hulk smash silly Xbox 360 owner with batteries.
20. 360 Law: Official celebrations when unlocking Achievements or other milestones achieved during gameplay include high fives, fist pumps in the air or shouting ‘Yeah!’. At no time do you celebrate with a hug and that includes the mythical ‘man hug’.
21. 360 Law: Forcing the action is a rookie move and you’re not Salt ‘N Pepa. Respect your disc tray. Don’t push it. A legitimate 360 owner uses the eject button, the dashboard or the remote to operate the disc tray.
22. 360 Law: Thou shall not covet thy neighbor’s Xbox 360 or make regular use of it. Get your own!
23. 360 Law: Being full of hot air is only bad during certain times. Breathing into your headset for all to hear is one of them. No psycho breathing unless gaming is directly after strenous cardio workouts.
24. 360 Law: If 3 red LED lights appear to be flashing on the “Ring of Light” of your Xbox 360, the console is not putting on a light show. You must call Xbox Customer Support!
25. 360 Law: Video chatting is fun. Video chatting while performing any rendition of Risky Business is not fun. Leave your clothes on when the Vision Camera is on.
26. 360 Law: It’s okay to rumble. We all like to rumble. But thou shall not abuse the Xbox 360 controller’s rumble feature for any reason. It’s just not cool sending a rumble while in video chat. Not even as a friendly reminder or nudge.
27. 360 Law: We know what you play. Your Gamercard says so. No faking the drive on an unplayed game across Xbox Live pretending to have what you don’t. No play it, no say it. Also known as the “Gamercard Law”.
28. 360 Law: Xbox 360 Play & Talk 101. Your Xbox 360 can talk to you. Play it regularly so it doesn’t think you’re mistreating it.
29. 360 Law: Never play on a friend’s profile unless invited. Gamerscore points are important, so adding unearned points is NOT allowed. Get your own achievements and points on your own profile and vice versa!
30. 360 Law: When you see your friend’s status as “Watching DVD/Movie”, do not send them a message asking them what movie they are watching. It’s like being in the theater and someone talks during the good part. Don’t be that someone to your friend and their Xbox 360 movie.
31. 360 Law: Hell hath no fury like an Xbox 360 gamer being spammed via Xbox Live. Yes messages are cool but don’t spam your friend’s list without proper spam approval from your friends. The 360 ain’t ham…so don’t spam!
32. 360 Law: Black controllers and white controllers can be played with on the same console. Don’t be afraid to mix and match with your Premium or Elite. It’s like Michael Jackson said, it doesn’t matter if you’re black or white.
33. 360 Law: The Hungry Man Law. No one wants to hear what you’re eating over Xbox Live. Mute it before you chew it!
34. 360 Law: No means No! Take time to refresh yourself in Stalker 101 of the 360 Law manual. It clearly states that repeatedly sending friend invites and game invites to the same person after being declined are a no-no.
35. 360 Law: Feed your Xbox 360 nice food. No scratched or greasy discs go into the disc tray!
36. 360 Law: The Gamertag Change Law. I know you. You know me. Thou shalt send a message to all on your friends list stating your previous Gamertag as well as your new one if you decide to change your handle. Don’t confuse anyone with a new tag.
37. 360 Law: Thou shall not say pwn, pwned, owned, own, noob, froob, nub, nubby nub, u stupid little kid or nerd while getting slaughtered over Xbox Live.
38. 360 Law: The host shall not, under any circumstance, leave a lobby unattended for any longer than it takes to perform a “number one”. If the host needs to leave for longer than a “number one alotted time” then he/she needs to inform the room and/or start the game.
39. 360 Law: Thou shall not relate gamerscore to a gamer’s skill.
40. 360 Law: Thou shall not judge a game by its online play. There is much more to a game than XBOX LIVE.
41. 360 Law: In any game, if you want to invite someone to play with you, make sure they have the game before you send out the invite.
42. 360 Law: Never, ever put another company’s console on top of your Xbox 360. Respect the pecking order and keep the 360 on top.
43. 360 Law: There shall not be any horse play around a vertical Xbox 360. You tip it, they don’t fix it.
44. 360 Law: Kidz Rulez. Only those who were never little kids that played video games can ever say anything against little kids that play video games. (little kids include anyone that hasn’t reached puberty or under the age of 15, whichever comes first)
45. 360 Law: Trash talking has its boundaries no matter how fun. Thou shall not talk trash over the mic if yea cannot handle trash being thrown back.
46. 360 Law: Just play the game! Don’t ruin another Xbox 360 owner’s dream if you get your hands on a copy of a highly anticipated game before it is released to the public. Keep the spoilin’ to the old milk in your fridge at least until its release date.
47. 360 Law: The Rock Rule. Dancing is approved during play of any Guitar Hero title or Rock Band title. You shall rock properly and perform in front of your 360.
48. 360 Law: Tomato, ToMotto! Keep a clean motto on your gamer card.
49. 360 Law: Thou shall not swing your arms like a crazy man and throw your controller at your TV when you get pwned. Be nice to your accessories and TV…the 360 needs them.
50. 360 Law: No Cheetos or any form of fingerprinting potato chip shall be eaten before you handle a 360 controller. Orange fingerprints on controllers are teh suck! Wipe ‘em before you snipe ‘em.
51. 360 Law: Painting your Xbox 360 black does not make it Elite.
52. 360 Law: The Sore Loser Law. No one wants to play with a sore loser. Thou shall not blame host, lag, or any outside distractions for losing.
53. 360 Law: Rock Band is for the band. Only a collection of drummers, a singer, bass and guitar can properly melt faces. I command thee to play Rock Band only with a group!
54. 360 Law: The Golden 360 Law. Owning a 360 puts you in the collective of trust. Don’t abuse that! Treat other players with the same respect that you want for yourself. Leave the name calling & disrespect in the trash where it belongs and just game on!
55. 360 Law: Let’s play some COD and then after that hit up KUF and maybe even some DMC or PGR later. OMG WTF. Say the name, don’t be lame on Xbox Live. Let’s play some Call of Duty, Kingdom Under Fire, Devil May Cry or Project Gotham Racing.
56. 360 Law: What happens online, stays online. Your non-gaming friends will not know nor care about how much you owned on Call of Duty 4 last night.
57. 360 Law: Thou shalt not handle a 360 game disc in any other way than “palming” this disc or using the “finger hole” in the middle. The silver area is for the 360, not your fingers.
58. 360 Law: Read no evil; Hear even less. Let it be law from this day that any harassment via text or voice will result in losing all gaming privileges. Play nice and speak even nicer.
59. 360 Law: Friend of Friend Law. Thou shall not send random game invites to the friends of your own friends without permission from your friend; or without a message sent prior stating who’s friend you both know.
60. 360 Law: Thou shall not kill a 360 even if it is for a YouTube video. Xbox’s have feelings and want to live long, just like me and you. Protect & respect.
61. 360 Law: Hide & Seek Law. Thou shalt appear offline if the need arises to sign in and out repeatedly, so that your friends don’t have to see “_____ is online” every thirty seconds while they’re trying to concentrate on their game.
62. 360 Law: Master Chief and 360 owners are like peas and carrots. I layeth upon thee thine Halo 3 Law. When in doubt, pull a sticky out.
63. 360 Law: Thou shalt not change thy Gamertag in excess of 5 times, as it confuses friends and it’s hard to have a nickname.
64. 360 Law: Thou shall refrain from sending one letter/word response messages on Xbox LIVE such as “K” and “Lol.” It just takes too much time to open the message and delete it just for that.
65. 360 Law: Thou shall not post or message random people about how awesome your new Microsoft points generator (phishing) web site is.
66. 360 Law: If you want to trash talk just to be funny, always be sure the other player knows you’re kidding.
67. 360 Law: Don’t send bad feedback just because you got PWNED.
68. 360 Law: If your Gamertag includes any form of “Great” “The Best” “King” or any other bold statement, make sure you can back it up then prove it or change it.
69. 360 Law: Don’t be an ass to noobs. We were all one at one time, so just help them out.
The Rules
These are the Xbox 360 Laws. There is an approval process for each law as well as each Council member. Every submitted law must be examined and verified before making it as an official Xbox 360 Law. Every potential Enforcer undergoes the most extreme scrutiny so that the Xbox 360 Laws are upheld with dignity.
The Oath
I shall abide by all Xbox 360 Laws both foreign and domestic. I realize that this duty is thrust upon me the minute I claim ownership of an Xbox 360 and I shall willfully learn all current Xbox 360 Laws upon such claim. I further proclaim that I will strike down all offenders of said 360 Laws so that harmony continues to rule over chaos.
“This is my Xbox 360. There are many like it but this one is mine. My Xbox 360 is my best console. I must master use of my Xbox 360 as I must master the Xbox 360 Laws. Before all Xbox 360 owners, I swear this creed.”
Established: July 28, 2006 9:00 AM CST
July 28th, 2006 at 10:18 am
Never ever let anyone try to move your 360 from horizontal to vertical (just to see the lights change) while a game is being played (ask Metastat and Danero TGAC about this little faux pas). Besides the possibility that the DVD could get a nasty scratch, it just isn’t cool to be moving the system around while it’s on.
July 28th, 2006 at 10:21 am
360 Law! ^
July 28th, 2006 at 10:33 am
would be happy to lay down the law with you any day deac…my sword is yours
July 28th, 2006 at 10:42 am
an irish guy on the council is mandatory lol
July 28th, 2006 at 10:42 am
http://forums.xbox.com/5690993/ShowPost.aspx#5690993
Just to link the thread and the U360 post.
July 28th, 2006 at 10:46 am
When using a shared console thou shalt insure the correct gamertag is logged in, lest false achievements be awarded.
July 28th, 2006 at 10:47 am
Never open or do anything that will void a warranty or affect your chances of having your console repaired. As a fellow Pittsburgh Steelers fan as is Irishprik411 I always go with him so my sword is yours to deacon.
July 28th, 2006 at 10:48 am
Never Ebay your 360!!! If you must make sure buyer will be Hard Driveless / You have Xbox Live Silver.
July 28th, 2006 at 11:13 am
1. Thou shall not play strickly Halo 2 in you All Powerful and All Mighty 360. That crap aint next gen.
2. Thou shall not send another 360 user a Halo 2 message knowing they do not own Halo 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3. Thou shall not leave thy console deprived of gaming bliss for more than 2 days.
4. Thou shall not use any 3rd party accessory on thy console unless it is a faceplate or a skin from decalgirl.com!
5. Thou shall not cut open or even dream of cutting open the beautiful console.
6. Thou shall not apply anything that is PERMANENT to thy beautiful consoles casing.
July 28th, 2006 at 11:14 am
lol @ jagr. great dude.
July 28th, 2006 at 11:26 am
Thou shalt not **** your Xbox 360.
July 28th, 2006 at 11:27 am
never absolutely ever let your beautiful 360 be replaced by anything other then another xbox and if you get another console dont let him/her see it or youll find your 360 on top of you in the middle of the night staring straight at your eyes with a knife in the dvd tray ………youve been warned
July 28th, 2006 at 11:28 am
LOL…I like most of Jagr’s ideas.
July 28th, 2006 at 11:30 am
Thou shalt not install additional lights inside or attached too the console.
July 28th, 2006 at 11:34 am
Thought I would throw mine on here as well
No man shall play 360 naked…it isn’t ok for bongos and it isn’t ok for 360.(for girls, go right ahead).
THe 360 controller should not be used to scratch any place on the players body.
And last but not least…
There will be absolutely no crying while playing 360
BTW great site DeaconBlade
July 28th, 2006 at 11:37 am
Ye shall accept sole responsibility and accept the “Void Warranty” should thou mod your case. Ye shou then honor your Xbox 360 by leaving it out in the open so that all may gaze upon and worship it.
July 28th, 2006 at 11:39 am
thanks Tron
you guys are crazy with some of these lol
July 28th, 2006 at 11:42 am
I think we can simplify many of these with a blanket statement such as:
You shall not void the warranty by comitting various acts of modification stupidity.
July 28th, 2006 at 11:47 am
Thou shal respect thy fellow gamer, and shal not resort to abusive behavior
July 28th, 2006 at 11:48 am
I suggest thou shall not create your gamertag with numbers in place of letters, and putting i’s and x’s in front of and behind your name is worse than having an unoriginal name.
July 28th, 2006 at 11:48 am
Xbox 360 Rule: Thou shalt not continuously spam game invites to all on friends list.
July 28th, 2006 at 12:00 pm
Thy GamerTag shall be pronounceable
July 28th, 2006 at 12:00 pm
haha. that one will be really hard to ignore EyeofPalpatine lol
http://digg.com/gaming_news/Xbox_360_Laws
oh and be sure to digg it. i want to spread the word.
July 28th, 2006 at 12:25 pm
I would like to propose a new law, The Sweaty hands law.
If any person has excessively sweaty hands, they must identify themselves immediately and be issued with a hands cover (gloves) If said person does not have a hand cover, they must supply their own control pad.
July 28th, 2006 at 12:28 pm
^360 Law!
July 28th, 2006 at 1:06 pm
haha nice one dude!
July 28th, 2006 at 1:17 pm
Whoa…moderator goverland took a major dump on your thread on the forums dude.
I’m going to cite him the misleadership central for it.
July 28th, 2006 at 1:29 pm
Done…
http://360advocate.com/index.php?showtopic=25
July 28th, 2006 at 2:09 pm
This is cool I wanna join the council
July 28th, 2006 at 2:51 pm
Thall shall not Send Xbox invites to people playing Xbox 360 games.
Halo 2 clan invites are punishable by death.
July 28th, 2006 at 3:07 pm
Death is a little bit steep but I’ve blocked communications or removed from friends list the Halo inviters several months back.
July 28th, 2006 at 3:12 pm
A game DVD is not created to be used as either a frisbee or a coaster.
Thy should only use the 2 propper places for it, being either the DVD tray of thy xbox360 or in the case from witch it came. Do not put it in the wrong case either. This is sacralidge and cannot be allowed under any circumstance.
July 28th, 2006 at 3:28 pm
haha nice on the game DVD.
@Harper, yeah i’ve blocked a few Halo 2 only friends from communication lol it does get annoying at times.
July 28th, 2006 at 4:18 pm
Haha, these rock. I’ll try to think of some…
July 28th, 2006 at 4:21 pm
Give kids a chance. Not all of them are annoying. If they are, just mute and leave feedback. But seriously, give kids a chance.
July 28th, 2006 at 4:24 pm
Alright…got another. Don’t fall asleep while gaming (especially online). If you’re going to fall asleep, turn the console off and get some rest, seriously.
July 28th, 2006 at 4:24 pm
lol @Echo.
July 28th, 2006 at 4:56 pm
If your 360 is in repairs, kindly tell your friends a message saying it is.
July 28th, 2006 at 5:53 pm
Along with singing, please, do not eat while playing; especially with your mic on. No one wants to hear that.
July 28th, 2006 at 7:05 pm
there’s a 360 Law that accounts for mic abuse
July 28th, 2006 at 8:03 pm
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July 28th, 2006 at 8:06 pm
thanks for digg’n the story guys.
July 28th, 2006 at 8:45 pm
lol…u can never have enough mic laws.
July 29th, 2006 at 11:59 am
Oh comon none of my 6 are laws. Dangit.
July 29th, 2006 at 12:17 pm
the laws haven’t been finalized…some of yours are in it
July 29th, 2006 at 4:13 pm
Wow! How did I not think of this one before? Thou must abide by not criticize the 360 laws. Basic, yet important.
July 29th, 2006 at 4:14 pm
Thou Shalt be proud of the entire 360, including the ‘brick’. It should not be hidden.
Thou shalt speak when spoken to on the mic. Do not pretend your mic doesn’t work.
Thou shalt always have a spare set of batteries for the pad close by.
You shall be gracious in defeat and NOT leave bad feedback. No one likes a sore loser.
theres my addition.
theres more to come
July 30th, 2006 at 8:46 am
When on live be respectful of everyone regardless of gender, race, sexual preference its nice to have friends around the world helps with holidays lol
July 30th, 2006 at 7:19 pm
Being an enforcer is cool but I want to be on the Council and be an enforcer.
July 30th, 2006 at 7:29 pm
it’s the same thing lol i just haven’t finished the final product yet..i won’t until i get enough emails/response.
July 30th, 2006 at 9:42 pm
yo Deacon put me on the roster for the enforcers
July 30th, 2006 at 9:48 pm
ok I got one:
do not deny if you bought the core system, the Core System is ok unless you can trying to pass it off as the platium deal. Core Systems can be told apart for Platiums
July 30th, 2006 at 10:16 pm
we definitely need a Core Law lol not sure what though.
July 31st, 2006 at 9:22 am
i got a pro system on launch and it broke the lens messed up i just need a new lens but i got a core and i just put all my pro on the core my hardrive the chrome eject drive the only thing you can tell it apart is the eject button its still white i think its unique but im offtopic umm ok every decesion you know make is tied to your xbox if you wana go eat make sure your xbox doesnt have any depression cause its gonna be lonely and then another one is dont be dumb enough to let your poor xbox overheat it looks good when the girls are hot but its bad for your xbox ok latr
July 31st, 2006 at 3:22 pm
When sending messages, always read through and makes sure they are understandable ^^^^^^ lol
July 31st, 2006 at 3:22 pm
oh and Deac, I’m at you service, Counsel or Enforcer, you decide
July 31st, 2006 at 3:24 pm
cool deal Big.
July 31st, 2006 at 3:26 pm
hey i can understand what i wrote ….ohh i get it your jealous of me exquisite typing huh arnt you lol ya i get your point bigisy if you talking to me …. i know what im talking about but i guess i can read over i thought thats what spellcheck was for lol i wish they had makessense check lol ok latr
July 31st, 2006 at 11:12 pm
I really like your laws, and I think these laws would be good, if they’re not set in stone yet.
* Thou shalt not send game invites to another gamer unless said gamer has the game. Why? Becuase EVERYDAY I get messages from random people asking me to play DOA4, GRAW, and other games I don’t have. So then i have to look them up, and then go one by one, deleting them, and it’s really ANNOYING! Angry [:@]
* Thou shalt not better of him/herself is said person has a high gamerscore. Gamerscore ONLY shows that you have a lot of money and/or freetime. It does NOT mean your a better gamer.
* Thou shalt not condone violence whilst playing a game. Everytime me and my friends play Halo 2, they get REALLY competitive. I mean, if it’s 24-24, it can get brutal. We can come in playing Halo 2, and end up like we’ve just played Fight Night: Real Life.
July 31st, 2006 at 11:17 pm
good Laws Kyd! if you’re in support of them, be sure to send me an email…i’m making a master list to do something really cool with these Laws
August 1st, 2006 at 12:20 am
heres one:
Thou shall not treat the Core System less than the Pro System. The Core can become like the Pro System.
August 1st, 2006 at 2:11 pm
@Crowley, you’re safe on the 7 1/2 year old..you almost violated the first Founding 360 Law! lol
August 2nd, 2006 at 2:06 pm
360 Law:
Do not strike an Xbox 360 controller or use an Xbox 360 to strike anything. Anger may be taken out in an acceptable manner by punching a wall or wooden coffee table with your fist.
Addendum: Striking a 3rd party Xbox 360 controller, such as the DOA4 arcade stick because Alpha 152 beat you for the 50th time or because the 3rd party controller is of sub-par quality, is acceptable.
August 2nd, 2006 at 2:12 pm
This might have been said already but im just gonna say it,
Xbox 360 Wireless Controller is not to be used to play a game while in the bathroom
August 2nd, 2006 at 2:18 pm
lol nice ones on the controllers. i’ll be making some additions to the existing Laws soon. and i will assume that by posting here you all are in support right?
August 2nd, 2006 at 2:28 pm
No man who owns a Xbox 360 shall play music by Britney Spears, Nsync, or the Back Street Boys while useing the 360
August 3rd, 2006 at 5:08 pm
Get your own Hardrive. Do not share a Hardrive between you and your friend. If you want the Hardrive you/your friend should have bought the Pro System or Bought the HD.
Execption: You may share a Hardrive if you want to play a arcade game or DLC
August 3rd, 2006 at 6:51 pm
see 360 Law # 4 Brass
August 3rd, 2006 at 9:21 pm
What about…”Respect those with a better gamerscore than you, they play more games than you. Respect those with a worse gamerscore than you, they are better at life than you.”
August 3rd, 2006 at 10:05 pm
whoops man Im slow
August 4th, 2006 at 7:38 am
lol at amba thats a good one.
I think we need one about not insulting the coin op classics on the arcade…I mean they are classics not next gen.
August 4th, 2006 at 12:16 pm
the official oath has been added
August 4th, 2006 at 1:41 pm
Could i become an Enforcer Deacon?
August 4th, 2006 at 2:00 pm
as long as you take The Oath and you did. welcome to The Enforcers.
August 4th, 2006 at 2:22 pm
WOOT!! Thanks Deacon!!:D
August 4th, 2006 at 4:01 pm
Woot! Im an enforcer!!
August 4th, 2006 at 4:03 pm
yep..you took the Oath
August 4th, 2006 at 4:07 pm
just a small note for you guys and gals. over 5,300 inquiries have come in to see what the 360 Laws are since being established.
Xbox 360 Laws are sweeping the community!
August 4th, 2006 at 4:17 pm
I think my oath was better but, I like this one.
August 4th, 2006 at 5:03 pm
Can i become an enforcer deacon?
August 4th, 2006 at 5:48 pm
you sure can death. what’s your Gamertag?
August 4th, 2006 at 8:10 pm
Im itchin to tell em out secret Deac, its a goodie
August 4th, 2006 at 8:21 pm
don’t. lol it wouldn’t be worth it to spoil it. it would only taint the list of Enforcers/Council.
August 4th, 2006 at 8:34 pm
Nice laws. I would also like to be an enforcer if there is more room.
August 4th, 2006 at 8:44 pm
whoever takes the Oath is in…whoever shows support for the 360 Laws is in
what’s your Gamertag?
August 4th, 2006 at 9:43 pm
I know, but its so kool
August 5th, 2006 at 2:54 am
even if i said the secret, no one would believe me
August 5th, 2006 at 9:00 am
yes they would. so keep it tight lipped.
August 5th, 2006 at 9:23 am
Thou Shalt be proud of the entire 360, including the ‘brick’. It should not be hidden.
Thou shalt speak when spoken to on the mic. Do not pretend your mic doesn’t work.
Thou shalt always have a spare set of batteries for the pad close by.
You shall be gracious in defeat and NOT leave bad feedback. No one likes a sore loser.
August 5th, 2006 at 10:35 am
I like that last one, but if your gunna talk about batteries, it should be “thou shalt not waste money on batteries, get a play n charge kit. Something like that.
August 5th, 2006 at 1:57 pm
I like it the way it is.
August 5th, 2006 at 2:08 pm
my gamertag is Blu3 Rag3
August 5th, 2006 at 2:18 pm
just tossing an idea out but..
“Only the owner of the 360 can use the mic unless thou is permitted”
just an idea
August 5th, 2006 at 7:30 pm
omg! i wanna know the secret!!
August 5th, 2006 at 8:07 pm
I don’t know what the secret is, but I don’t wanna know it. I let Deacon choose when to tell us. What did NBAfreak do to get a secret outta Deac? Torture you?
August 5th, 2006 at 8:16 pm
nah he just caught me on a good night during Live chat lol
August 5th, 2006 at 10:11 pm
awwhhhh…..when are ur good nights? lol jk. Could u give us a hint?…..
August 6th, 2006 at 1:31 pm
Thou shall not use cheat codes for any purpose.
August 6th, 2006 at 1:32 pm
Thou shall not use xbox 360 vision cam to show off his dance moves unless a female.
August 6th, 2006 at 5:06 pm
Thou shall not dance at all with vision cam on
August 6th, 2006 at 5:14 pm