The Worst Movie Ever

[Twylyght Myst]

What is the worst movie that you have ever seen????

post it here and spare others from the torture..... :lol:

if you have more than one list it!!

my vote is for Eyes Wide Shut w/ Tom Cruise..... I mean :wtf: !!! I left the theater wishing I could get my 2 1/2 hours back.

[Sirharper]

Eyes Wide Shut was Kubrick's last fim. I found some merit to it, especially when it comes to throwing a party like that.

I'd have to say Freddy Got Fingered far exceeds it in awefullness.

[DeaconBlade]

Starship Troopers 2

[Markus]

House of the Dead.... seriously, :wtf:

[DeaconBlade]

oh yeah..good call Markus...man there are so many worst ever movies :lol:

i have a feeling the upcoming DOA movie will be up there as well.

[Reotyzini]

DOA movie?? Haha BAD IDEA.

My worst movie would probably be Spanglish. That was so boring and I didn't get wtf they were talking about.

[F1Senna]

Armageddon made me want to vomit, the bit where Bruce Willis sacrifices himself so Ben Afleck can live on was one of the worst things I have ever seen in a film, I wanted to laugh at it, but I just couldnt it was just too bad! lol

[DeaconBlade]

ah man Senna!! Armageddon was great! that was a good movie. lol

@Reo, yeah a DOA movie. you haven't seen the trailer for it? :(

[F1Senna]

ah man Senna!! Armageddon was great! that was a good movie. lol

@Reo, yeah a DOA movie. you haven't seen the trailer for it? :(

If you mean that it was so bad that it became good then yeah it was great, but other than that it was just bad...and I dont mean bad as in Michael Jackson bad, I mean bad as in bad! :lol:

[DeaconBlade]

you're not my friend anymore. :lol:

[UNSCleric]

I see A LOT of movies, and I enjoy almost all of them, but some of the worst movies from the past 2-3 years that stand out are:

Val Helsing
The Ring 2
Resident Evil: Apocalypse
The Day after Tomorrow

I loved The Ring and the first Resident Evil movie, I was also obsessed with the RE games for several years of my life, but the second RE movie was just complete blasphemy. I was also a huge fan of The Ring, and thought the sequel looked awesome from the previews...but the movie, from what I remember (I tried to block it out of my memory) was a disgrace to the first movie, and I usually like sequels more than the originals.

Van Helsing, I knew I was going to hate it, but only saw it because a lot of friends I hadn't seen in a while were back for the summer from college and I decided to go.since they were.

The Day After Tomorrow, I thought it looked awesome in the previews, but the movie had like 60 seconds of special effects, and the "wave" that hits NYC was pathetic. The one in Deep Impact was better than that little ripple.

There's usually only 2-3 movies a year out of the 100+ I see that I dislike, same goes for games, only 2 or 3 a year that I really don't enjoy.

[HutSutRaw]

These Hills Have Eyes.
Absolutely horrible movie!

[DeaconBlade]

can't agree with Hills Have Eyes lol i liked it...but i can agree with Van Helsing...although i love Kate B...it was pretty bad.

[UNSCleric]

The sequel to that movie comes out this spring.

[miss chickie]

Worst movie EVER , is Fargo, I can't stand that show.

[Sirharper]

Worst movie EVER , is Fargo, I can't stand that show.



You have got to be kidding! Fargo is great plus it is dead-on a true story.

[miss chickie]

Sir, no way! It sucked! You crazy , lol.

[Sirharper]

can't agree with Hills Have Eyes lol i liked it...but i can agree with Van Helsing...although i love Kate B...it was pretty bad.

Kate is currently my dream girl (along with the chick in the Mercury commercials). My wife is fully aware that I'd be out the door in a second if either of them came calling.

:bwave:

There are certainly mush worse movies than Van Helsing, not that it's in any way good it's just not as terrible as some. I HATED Kate's accent in it, it's like fingernails on a chalkboard to me.

[Sirharper]

Sir, no way! It sucked! You crazy , lol.

Ohh yeahhhhhhhh, you betcha. You darn tootin it's good.

It's a film by the Coen Brothers, it's good stuff.

[Markus]

Lol! I live by Fargo, "you betcha'!"

[Twylyght Myst]

Turbulence, that moive just plain sucked....

[DeaconBlade]

BloodRayne. simply HORRIBLE. even though i love Michelle Rodriguez..and i can stand some Loken....but the movie was horrid.

[Reotyzini]

ah man Senna!! Armageddon was great! that was a good movie. lol

@Reo, yeah a DOA movie. you haven't seen the trailer for it? :(

No I haven't seen a trailer. Aw my l33t cred dropped like 14 points. :[

[Markus]

How about Fantastic Four?

I'm sorry, but that movie REALLY sucked compared to the rest of the Marvel movies. I mean... it was more of a "family values" flick then an action flick, which really ticked me off.

[Rham]

In actual WTF-factor: Cabin Boy

It was a horrible drama starring Keanu Reeves in a role that solidified him as an awful actor.

[HutSutRaw]

Hollow Man. An hour and a half of my life that I will never get back ;)

[Sirharper]

BloodRayne. simply HORRIBLE. even though i love Michelle Rodriguez..and i can stand some Loken....but the movie was horrid.


She kissed my wife almost at random about 2 years ago when she was out in LA.

:wtf:

[Twylyght Myst]

BloodRayne. simply HORRIBLE. even though i love Michelle Rodriguez..and i can stand some Loken....but the movie was horrid.

OMG!! Thank you so much for saying that! :flower:

I thought it was just me, we turned it off after only 30 mins!!

I wanted to see the movie because I love the bloodrayne games but when we finally watched it, I was like :wtf: !!

[Diablo619]

The Good Shepeard is the worst movie ive ever seen. It was just three hours of Matt Damon's character being immune to emotion at the worst possible life scenarios. BORING!!!!!
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[Higgy76]

There use to be a so on Sci Fi called Mystery Sceince Theater 3000, and they would make fun of some of the worst movies of all time. If you wanna see some bad movies try to find so Mystery Science Theater DVD's I have alot of them there rly funny

[CanadianZero]

Hulk...

nuf said.

[gravedigger8081]

Any movie from the Pitch Black series (one with Vin Deseal) or School of Rock, I saw that movie when it first came out (since I love my Hard Rock and Metal) and I thought it was terrable, Then not to long ago i tried watching it on TV and lasted 10min.

[big isy]

wait, you said pitch black was rubbish? Wow. I thought it was pretty good, a great adaptation of the novel it was routed from.

My pick goes to Van Helsing, the exorcist and Crouching tiger, hidden dragon.
Basically, anything that has a cheap quick ending that makes little sense.

[gravedigger8081]

Pitch black was alright, but the Cronicles of Riddick ruined the franchise for me

[snorkle256]

Back in high school my video class was forced treated to watch "Plan 9 from Outer Space". This is the movie that still holds the title "Worst Movie". So far no movie has come close to this one.

[Twylyght Myst]

Talledega Nights was not funny at all :( after about 30 mins we turned it off.

[Raithgar]

Ghost Rider, Was a big fan of the comics back in the mid 90's.. The CGI was ok but the acting and dialog was terrible.

On tech merits
Fear.com, The percentige of females with Hemophilia is so low.. I only know of one in the entire New England area.. granted they could have used the condition to just explain a "type" of bleeding disorder.. Ok this is just a personal hate..

The one movie I hate yet would still watch again (over and over)
Killer Klowns from Outer Space

[DJSteel]

Leonard Part VI

[blazsox]

The 1998 remake of Godzilla.

2+ hours of watching people feeding it fish to only fail to capture it.

And you would think from it being from the makers of Independence Day the graphics would kick ass - man it was horrible. Claymation for the win :)

[Karma]

Dirty Dancing.

Only slightly ahead of anything else that has Patrick Swayze in it.

Including Red Dawn.

[DJSteel]

all your picks are not even close to Leonard Part VI...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-cKPajCEw8 - movie trailer

[big isy]

dead or alive. Just watched it and as much as I like viewing hot women jiggleaway, this just sucked.
Whoever decided on the casting ought to be shot. Then castrated. Then rewound and done again.

[blazsox]

There is a Dead or Alive movie - I thought it was canned.

[Kinjutsumaru]

There is a Dead or Alive movie - I thought it was canned.


That would have been the kind and humane thing to do.

[DeaconBlade]

Starship Troopers 2.

Let's help each other by creating the avoid list :lol:

[snorkle256]

Plan 9 from Outerspace

(holds the title of worst movie according to a teacher of mine in the past. Prime example of what not to do, he said.)

[Daniel Powell]

Dark Portal and Minotaur. the most rediculous movies ive seen all year.

[Rhyme]

Epic Movie....This movie was retarded.

[DeaconBlade]

i double second Epic Movie. horrible....and a waste of nearly 2 hours of my life.

[Karma]

Plan 9 from Outerspace

(holds the title of worst movie according to a teacher of mine in the past. Prime example of what not to do, he said.)

Yeah but Plan 9 is so very bad that it's actually good. :)

[Kinjutsumaru]

- Super Mario Bros.
- House of the Dead
- Double Dragon

Horrible moves, period. I wish I could undo the fact that I saw those movies, but I can't and now I'm stuck with memories of those abomination.

[DeaconBlade]

House of the Dead :( the painful memories.

you know what else was pretty stupid, Dumb and Dumberer.

[Karma]

Any film featuring Cheech & Chong.

The very essence of Craptacular.

[Rhyme]

Any film featuring Cheech & Chong.

The very essence of Craptacular.
Aww man I have to disagree on this one I love there movies Up in Smoke and the Next movie were my favs.

[Karma]

Aww man I have to disagree on this one I love there movies Up in Smoke and the Next movie were my favs.

lol

I swear by Thor's hammer that I've stepped in dog dirt that was funnier than these films!

Stepped right in a turd the size of a telegraph pole, felt it through the hole in my shoe and found it funnier than Cheech & Chong.

I'm just saying.

:)

[Rhyme]

LOL

[Zach 357]

I will completely agree with epic movie also. it had SOME parts that made me smile (you cant lie you did too) but overall gnarnia was stupid. and hairy beaver scared the shit outa me.

[Rhyme]

LOL yeah some of it made me smile but all in all this movie was ridiculous.

[Karma]

I'm in the UK and over here we have a digital channel called Sci-Fi. Do you get in the states at all?

Anyway, the channel does a good line in seriously bad made-for-tv movies.

There's a film doing the rounds on the channel lately that really plumbs the depths.

"Mansquito"

Yep half man, half mosquito. The film is brilliantly appalling. If you've seen it you have my sympathy but hey ... what a totally superb laugh it was, eh?

Sort of like that film-within-a-film thing that featured in ... er ... some other film.

Half Man! Half Ant! MANT!

Classic. :)

[blazsox]

Pearl Harbor. Not that I expected much out of Ben Affleck.....but in my opinion it was a further disgrace to a horrible American tragedy.

[Daniel Powell]

ROFL i just remembered, dragon was the crappiest movie i have seen in my life. wasnt worth the money to rent it.

[aquaboy1976]

That shaq genie movie, ka-zam I think it was. I also agree 200% about Epic Movie. Date Movie is another one just as bad.

[Rhyme]

I'm in the UK and over here we have a digital channel called Sci-Fi. Do you get in the states at all?

Anyway, the channel does a good line in seriously bad made-for-tv movies.

There's a film doing the rounds on the channel lately that really plumbs the depths.

"Mansquito"

Yep half man, half mosquito. The film is brilliantly appalling. If you've seen it you have my sympathy but hey ... what a totally superb laugh it was, eh?

Sort of like that film-within-a-film thing that featured in ... er ... some other film.

Half Man! Half Ant! MANT!

Classic. :)
LOL yeah Karma we have Sci-Fi here and they do show some crazy movies on there. I have seen like 3 different lake placids on there LOL.

[Zach 357]

I'd have to say Dragon is the worst movie i've seen in a while. Compeletly awful acting.

[gravedigger8081]

The riddick movie that came out a couple of year ago, terrable, really baaadddd

[Twylyght Myst]

there were two of these so I smooshed them both together! :lol:

[DeaconBlade]

thanks Twy..totally forgot about this one. :grouphug:

[Daniel Powell]

I'd have to say Dragon is the worst movie i've seen in a while. Compeletly awful acting.

HAHA i get an opinion on Dragon. People named off movies that were not neccessarily good but watchable. I could not stand this movie!:(

[Twylyght Myst]

Night Caller I believe was the name of it, I paid 2.00 for it and that was too much!

[AeroHudson]

Man, tough crowd! LOL! I actually liked Dragon alot! I also thought the Director's cut of Riddick was quite good. The theatrical cut stunk though since they cut out quite a bit of story.

I would nominate Battlefield Earth as the worst movie ever made. It was so bad that during serious parts of the movie in the theatre the audience was laughing out loud. Horrible movie...truly pathetic.

[DJSteel]

all pale in comparison to Leonard Part VI....

[AeroHudson]

all pale in comparison to Leonard Part VI....

I'm getting the impression that you didn't like Leonard Part VI...call it a hunch! :grinking:

[blazsox]

I think its a given that any John Travolta flick is crap.

[DJSteel]

broken arrow and faceoff...two travolta flicks that didn't sucks...add in Basic..

[blazsox]

Broken Arrow is the only exception to the rule.

[AeroHudson]

Hate to do this but Travolta has had several great movies. I'm not a huge fan of him but some of his movies have been pretty darn good. Check out my list of some of his better ones other than ones others have thrown out there.

Primary Colors
A Civil Action
Phenomenon
Get Shorty
Blow Out

Now I will admit that this is not much considering how many damn movies he has made. LOL!

[DJSteel]

pulp fiction???

[DeaconBlade]

ya know Alexander was pretty damn bad.

[Rhyme]

Yeah but damn Rosario Dawson.....need I say more....;) I watched that last night LOL
I'm trying to stay modest for our female U360 family members LOL

[blazsox]

ya know Alexander was pretty damn bad.

Well its Colin Farrell...cmon. I did like Phone Booth and SWAT, but....cmon its Colin freakin Farrell. Plus wasnt Alexander directed by Oliver Stone? That man reaks blockbuster failure.