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Twylyght Myst
06-28-2007, 01:24 AM
I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would
not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he
would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.

My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.
I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the
Boss might think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked,
"What in the name of good god are you doing?"

I told him I was a light bulb. He said, "You are clearly stressed
out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days."

I jumped down and walked out of the office.

When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her
"And where do you think you're going?"


(You're gonna love this.....)



She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark.”

Rhyme
06-28-2007, 08:23 AM
:lmao:

ThisIsTheEnd
06-28-2007, 10:20 AM
lol nice

DeaconBlade
06-28-2007, 12:51 PM
:lmao: clever.