Hi I’m Deacon.  I can tell you that I don’t have money.  But what I do have are a particular set of skills that make me a nightmare for guys like you especially when I’m playing a game that allows me to take out my target in any way I choose. Welcome to Hitman Absolution [...]

I are assassin!  The more I see from Agent 47 and Hitman Absolution, the more my anticipation rises and the more eager I am to shave my head and tattoo barcode on the back of my head.  I’m ready for this game! CONTRACTS is a new online mode which allows gamers to create and share [...]

First things first … I’m ready to assassinate someone in order to play Hitman: Absolution right now! The Attack of the Saints trailer looks great and does an amazing job of depicting the kinds of situations Agent 47 will find himself in when the November release comes.  No, the trailer isn’t filled with the in-game gameplay I [...]

I didn’t think a few minutes of sniping could hold me over until November but I was dead wrong.  The Hitman Absolution Sniper Challenge is surprisingly addictive for the 15 minutes of challenge it provides.  You are Agent 47 and you’re perched atop a building looking for your next target. There are several ways to [...]

For once in your lives I think you need to pre-order a game!  Square Enix is making it really difficult to stick by any hatred of pre-ordering with the announcement of the Hitman: Sniper Challenge pre-order promotion with GameStop. It’s a stand-alone sniper experience exclusively in North America for GameStop customers who pre-order HITMAN®: ABSOLUTION™.  The [...]

Boys and girls allow me to introduce you to Agent 47, he’s a kicker of asses and a deadly assassin.  He stars in Hitman: Absolution and I demand you to buy it!  This looks like it’ll be the best of the series so far.  I’m ready to become the baddest bald headed white guy on [...]

Square Enix isn’t playing around with Hitman: Absolution.  You should know that Agent 47 doesn’t play but now comes the no nonsense Professional Edition of the game.  The Professional Edition features a premium Hitman hardcover Art Book with a foreword from Game Director Tore Blystad, and an exclusive behind-the-scenes “making of” video, all packaged up in [...]

Agent 47 is back … grocery store barcode and all.  The one thing I never understood with the Hitman series is how could you not recognize a bald headed white guy no matter what clothes he disguises himself with?  The fact that Agent 47 slips pass anyone unrecognized is simply madness.  But the series remains one of [...]

It seems so long ago since we last saw the bar code on the back of Agent 47′s head.  IO Interactive and Square Enix are bringing the infamous hitman back to consoles near you next year and are planning a special reveal next week during E3.  “Betrayed by those he trusted and hunted by the [...]