Hello and welcome to Spam Encounters where you’ll have to eat quite a bit of disgusting spam.  Ok, maybe you won’t have to eat it but you’ll have to read it just as I do each day.  I figured this would be fun for you guys and girls to check out the hilarious spam comments that find their way in my filter on a daily basis. 

I believe I capture around 500 spam comments per day.  And to be honest, I read quite a bit of them because they’re crazy entertaining.  Let’s see if we can all figure out how the hell they come up with this stuff.  I’ll list the comment (totally unedited) in quotation marks and off to the side I’ll list the author’s name.  In parentheses I’ll list the page the comment was left on.  Some of them will leave you scratching your heads like the first one up below…

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“Hi! I just wanted to ask if you ever have any problems with hackers? My last blog (wordpress) was hacked and I ended up losing many months of hard work due to no data backup. Do you have any solutions to prevent hackers?” – how to get over your ex (Like Me and Tweet Me)

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“Hi I am Jammy from New York I just discover your blog through yahoo and also I would like to know if you know where I can find some irenew bracelet discount coupons. Thanks!” – Maryanne NeBlock (2 dollars for 2 months of Live)

“I can’t even begin to imagine how much work you did on this article. This is really great content that I can grasp. Great job.” – lesbian dating (Kobe Bryan brings the beef)

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Those are just a few that I thought were pretty hilarious.  I may post more from time to time to give everyone a good laugh.  That is all…carry on.