Get jiggy with Natal or look seriously stupid?

Dear Microsoft,

My name is Deacon and  I am a huge fan of the Xbox 360.  I run a website called Unscripted 360 and I’m fortunate enough to have a community that listens to what I say about your system and products.  With that said, I must say to you that if you intend on making your latest venture, Project Natal, a success then I really really really encourage you to keep it out of the hands of people who make it look like something only seriously high people will enjoy.

Yours truly,

- the people who aren’t interested in looking like drunk spider monkeys

It is seriously going to be interesting at E3 next week.  But with all due respect Microsoft you really need to bring Natal and put it in the hands of real gamers and not people who simply report on it.  They’ll continue to make Natal look as stupid as this video.  Real gamers are hoping it won’t be but if you continue to avoid them and only share your goodies with people who can’t possibly fathom using controllers much less their own bodies for gaming, your Natal will be the butt of many jokes.

I see plenty of exercise games and dance games in your future.  This will erase the boundaries between “real” exercise and video games.  If you think Wii Sports was effective, wait until you play Natal Sports.  24-Hour Fitness gyms beware!

Video: People looking ridiculous with Natal or because of Natal?

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18 Responses to “Get jiggy with Natal or look seriously stupid?”

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    BostonPimpDaddy Says:
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    HORRIBLE. Absolutely horrible. People have rooms THAT
    spacious to play this? Everyone looks completely stupid


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    andyg8180 Says:

    “Nice job guys” lmao sounds like a VERY supportive family there… I couldnt stop cracking up at the lady shaking her leg like she was peeing on a fire hydrant lmao…

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    NuclearPenguins Says:
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    I’m gonna get jiggy, yo.


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    SugarRy Says:
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    Wow that was…. Honestly, I really don’t even know what to say. I am speachless.


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    BostonPimpDaddy Says:
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    andyg8180, the woman shaking her leg says it all. Microsoft is TERRIBLE with advertising, TERRIBLE! Who the hell is working the Microsoft PR? Ballmer is TERRIBLE!


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    Dangerdoll Says:
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    Would it sell if Will Smith was getting jiggy with it? lol


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    ZaZeeMan Says:
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    I think Microsoft should issue a takedown notice for this video. One of the most embarrassing things I’ve ever seen.

    When most of us pick up Natal, I wonder how many of our guests will end up looking like this? I may have to escort them off my premises if this ever happens! :)


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    DeaconBlade Says:

    i foresee plenty of exercise games and dance games in your future. this will bridge the gap between “real” exercise and games. you think Wii Sports was effective? wait until you play Natal Sports.

    24-Hour Fitness beware!


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    No Hands 55 Says:
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    i think that looks like fun lol. if u had a ton of friends over this would be the greatest entertainment ever haha


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    GameSkills Says:
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    LOL! I think it’s more of the people they chose to do this than what Natal is all about. Those people looked as though they didn’t have a clue as to what they were doing. I can see parents and kids running into each other when playing this.

    But I’m curious as to what games they have for real gamers.


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    x352x pH Says:
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    yeah, these mini-games or w/e that they’ve been showing are lame to play.. but im sure full length games that support natal will be epic. i still remember when they had burnout paradise on a natal demo.. soooo epic


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    IRISH Says:
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    I quite enjoy acting like a drunk spider monkey occasionally … that video however, was ghastlier than a thousand ghouls …


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    Elite Effect Says:
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    “I really really really encourage you to keep it out of the hands of people who make it look like something only seriously high people will enjoy.”

    LMAO

    Anyway. About the video, I threw up a little. That is all I have to say.


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    DeaconBlade Says:

    :)


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    BostonPimpDaddy Says:
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    I got first post w00t. Kneel before Zod, suckas! Actually if you kneel in front of Natal, will you kneel in the game? LMAO


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    shoedog Says:
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    I can’t wrap my head around how ridiculous those people looked. Nerds have little muscle control, which was obviously apparent, but Jesus, Mary and Joseph, what the hell were they doing? I think the women piddled. Fail.


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    NuclearPenguins Says:
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    I’d just like to poin tout that those types of videos are almost always exaggerated.


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    lech0 Says:
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    I have a feeling there will be a few hit games with Natal, but if any of them make me look like that when I play… game over.


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