Yes, you read that right.  Zombie Cow Studios is apparently working on a title called Privates slated for release on the PC and as an Xbox 360 download (in the Indie Games section I’m sure).  It’s a platform twin-stick shooter in which you lead a teeny-tiny gang of condom-hatted marines as they delve into peoples’ vaginas and bottoms and blast away at all manner of oozy, shouty monsters.  Did he say vajayjay?  Yes, I did. 

“Privates is a totally crazy concept.  It’s very exciting to finally be able to reveal what we’re up to,” said Dan Marshall, founder of Zombie Cow Studios. “We’re exploring some pretty unique gaming environments and themes… I can honestly say I can’t imagine you’ve ever played anything quite like it. These first five screenshots should give you a pretty good idea of what we’re up to, but there’s a hell of a lot more to come soon.”

Privates boasts five whole levels of bug-busting action across a variety of gorgeous 3D locations, with a fully-voiced comedy script and a nutso soundtrack. You never know, you might even learn something handy about your downstairs-department.

I’m not sure how serious this is or if this is groundwork for something totally PR driven, but as it stands right now I guess we should all prepare to pillage the poonanny.  Are you ready to fight my fellow condom hat wearers?