How to make girlfriends on Xbox LIVE!
One of my good friends and fellow Xbox MVP, Avid X (Chris), is a funny guy and a guy who cares about you. He cares about you so much that he’s going to show you how to properly get girlfriends on Xbox LIVE. That’s right! If you follow these easy steps, you too could be the king of honey dips on Xbox LIVE.
Video: How to make girlfriends on Xbox LIVE

April 29th, 2010 at 11:01 am
Why do her feet look so LOOOOONG?
April 29th, 2010 at 11:51 am
a camera trick lol
April 29th, 2010 at 3:42 pm
Ghey
April 29th, 2010 at 3:43 pm
Whether or not you want a girlfriend on XBL, you should respect women. They get so trashed on live, I would be scared to let my daughters play on it when they get older. I hardly ever see a girl in a public game not get degraded. One time I let my little sister play Uno over XBL, and it was disgusting. The remarks people make are horrible, not to mention the horrors with the vision camera.
I do my best to be a “White Knight” and help female gamers feel comfortable online, without coming off as a creepy old man, but sometimes the BS is just too thick.
April 29th, 2010 at 4:42 pm
its hard to tell, there’s so many 12 year olds that sound like girls…
April 29th, 2010 at 5:42 pm
*salutes JPsmooth*
April 30th, 2010 at 5:46 am
Haha, funny video.
Yeah I don’t see why guys are cocks to women over XBL, especially when they complain there isn’t enough girl gamers. I treat everyone I don’t know the same when I play online.
I either go in party chat with my friends, or I don’t use my mic when playing with other people. I still get reported for “trash talking” even though I don’t speak to people in game.
I mean we all pay for the service at the end of the day, so we have to treat people fairly, and how we would like to be treated. I know I hate getting abuse for no reason, and I can’t imagine what some of these girls on XBL must go through.
As for the picture, Deac put up. That girl has a lot of Halo Wars merchandise, so you’d think she’d be playing Halo Wars… Not Halo 3.
April 30th, 2010 at 8:48 am
It really ticks me off how girl gamers are treated. They just want to be treated with respect. I agree with JP about being a “white knight”
I hope that girl gamers won’t be put off games because of these macho guys and that they understand that not all guy gamers act like this.
I have one or two girl gamers on my friends list and they game as good or even better than me. I don’t mind it.
May 3rd, 2010 at 11:17 am
Don matter who you play with
May 6th, 2010 at 5:12 pm
I think our female friends have a lot of patience as they deal with this kind of nonsense since LIVE when active.
May 8th, 2010 at 9:40 am
That Video is rather funny. Excellent work making it!
October 31st, 2010 at 8:53 am
lol I loved the video and i also met a french girl gamer who plays realy well so I translated my messages from english to french just to complement her,and I definitly agree with JP as I don’t see what’s wrong with girls playing on XBL,and in fact I find it alot more fun than just hearing 18 years olds trash talking and shouting into there mics.
so well done on the the vid and keep up the good work
January 2nd, 2011 at 11:40 am
I agree no girls should be treated like they are on xbox they can play xbox i always make a girl feel good on xbox and im not mean and stuff like some idiots are they are stupid and treat girls like crap out there on xbox live girls are alowed to play video games to
January 2nd, 2011 at 11:42 am
add me on xbox my name is applejaksboyyy my bro made that name not ME and if u got black ops or gta 4 i will be willing to play wit yall out there!! add me
April 4th, 2011 at 7:26 pm
Oh my lord, isn’t this hilarious.
Whenever I’m in a random match I instantly get messages and shit about tits or ass. It’s so degrading. I just tell them each of my ass cheeks weigh 500 pounds and it has craters int hem that resemble the surface of the moon and they go away.
Honestly, we just want to play like anyone else.
April 5th, 2011 at 10:25 am
but do your ass cheeks really weigh 500 each? lol
j/k i feel your pain Anko…hopefully they’ll allow you to just play.
April 7th, 2011 at 4:15 am
No they do not. XD
But it’s the only way to get them to stop asking you for vision cam pictures or some shit.
I swear, I’m just trying to play some matchmaking, and bam distraction of crude and vulgar messages.
April 7th, 2011 at 7:57 am
i’ve never understood why girls playing games is so fascinating for some people and leads them to act so stupid. what games do you play? we’re always looking for more people to join in on the community fun here.
April 7th, 2011 at 3:57 pm
Hmm, I’m an rpg fanatic, but right now I’m on a Halo Reach binge.
I was a bit late getting it, but the man at gamestop gave me a brand new still in the plastic limited edition copy for 50 bucks, so I took it.
He totally was into me. XD
(: But yeah, I’m not new to the Halo franchise but I am to reach, and I fail horribly.
But other than, There are a lot of fps I’ve never tried. Hoping to get into them more.
June 2nd, 2011 at 2:00 am
Some of the guys that play halo make me laugh whenever they say get in the kitchen or somethin’ like that. And then I laugh at them even harder when I make them my B**ch during that whole round
)its basically like “Oh I had no idea that apparently if i play halo imma fat skank. ohk.?” lol