Halo Wars is sure to be an exciting game purely on its own merit but nothing makes me jizz in my pants quite like a hottie with an accent does. Thinking about how this is not a promotional gimmick makes me jizz in my pants. Trying to surf the internet and then I see this article and I jizz in my pants.
She’s being billed as the hottest Halo Wars fan in the UK and I doubt if you’ll find anyone willing to argue. Yes, I will admit that my inner most caveman is the only reason I’m sharing this with you today. But I know your inner most caveman will appreciate it tonight when you too jizz in your pants.
“I have so much fun playing Halo and absolutely love getting on Xbox LIVE and getting better scores than a lot of the boys I regularly play the game with. I can’t wait to get my hands on a copy of the new game Halo Wars.” says Amanda. (I just jizzed in my pants)
Who’s planning on picking up Halo Wars or who already has it? Damn, I just jizzed in my pants. Selfless promotions are the best when you include a sexy girl, long legs, a short shirt and even shorter shorts. I’m ready for massive amounts of skirmishes upon her lands.