Halo Wars Hottie, I Jizzed In My Pants
Halo Wars is sure to be an exciting game purely on its own merit but nothing makes me jizz in my pants quite like a hottie with an accent does. Thinking about how this is not a promotional gimmick makes me jizz in my pants. Trying to surf the internet and then I see this article and I jizz in my pants.
She’s being billed as the hottest Halo Wars fan in the UK and I doubt if you’ll find anyone willing to argue. Yes, I will admit that my inner most caveman is the only reason I’m sharing this with you today. But I know your inner most caveman will appreciate it tonight when you too jizz in your pants.
“I have so much fun playing Halo and absolutely love getting on Xbox LIVE and getting better scores than a lot of the boys I regularly play the game with. I can’t wait to get my hands on a copy of the new game Halo Wars.” says Amanda. (I just jizzed in my pants)
Who’s planning on picking up Halo Wars or who already has it? Damn, I just jizzed in my pants. Selfless promotions are the best when you include a sexy girl, long legs, a short shirt and even shorter shorts. I’m ready for massive amounts of skirmishes upon her lands.
March 26th, 2011 at 9:02 pm
YOU KNOW?
March 26th, 2011 at 9:07 pm
DO YOU KNOW HER NAME?
March 27th, 2011 at 10:20 pm
bitch is her name
April 25th, 2011 at 1:25 pm
hot lady
April 25th, 2011 at 1:26 pm
you ar a hot lady
June 13th, 2011 at 11:49 am
esa nena esta linda. you are hot lady mmmm.
June 13th, 2011 at 11:51 am
wat is you gamertag in the xbox i am PR EL HUEVON PR
June 13th, 2011 at 12:08 pm
i dont spick english i speck spanish
June 13th, 2011 at 2:26 pm
i am j killer you are beautinful
June 19th, 2011 at 1:30 am
…Your legs are nast long, and your toes can you game with those o.o
July 14th, 2011 at 8:16 pm
your a gold digger for halo!! XD
July 15th, 2011 at 7:44 am
lol