There aren’t many games that can manage to satisfy a man’s thirst for mutilating zombies and watching women in bikini’s until now that is.  Well, I have a game for you that appears to be every gaming nerd’s fantasy.  Who doesn’t want to fight zombies while controlling a woman in her bikini?  Half-naked women and zombies anyone?  Yes, please!  I’ll take two.

D3Publisher of America is bringing that action right into your living room (2009) with Onechanbara: Bikini Samurai Squad.  They didn’t waste much creative thought with the name as you can see.  It features Aya and Saki, sisters with a passion for obliterating zombies, and an equal enthusiasm for showing off their assets, as they battle hordes of enemies in their skimpiest outfits in an effort to save their city.

The sisters join together to draw their swords and rid the city of evil.  Gamers can play with a friend in Co-op Mode or switch between any of the three beautiful playable characters in single player.  Each character has a variety of unique moves that can be mastered during combat to destroy enemy zombies.  Get too much blood on either sister and be driven into Rage Mode and gain more power and agility to destroy enemies faster and deadlier.

There’s even a Wii version called Onechanbara: Bikini Zombie Slayers.  Developed by Tamsoft, both Onechanbara: Bikini Samurai Squad and its sequel Onechanbara: Bikini Zombie Slayers for Wii will release in early 2009.  They’re two complete stories in the Onechanbara series.  You can check out the first screenshots of Bikini Samurai Squad and get a taste of the “assets” here.

So Tamsoft thinks they can just throw some sexy women into a game and mix it with a little zombie killing action to please me huh?  Ok, well that’s not fair because I’m easy.  How about you?