Monday Morning Scripted - Jessica Simpson Sucks
Happy Monday and welcome to the Jessica Simpson sucks edition of Monday Morning Scripted. I have come to the realization that dumb blondes and football don’t mix. I hope that Tony Romo manages to learn this as well. I expect Jerry Jones to ban her from all remaining games for the remainder of Tony’s contract with the Dallas Cowboys. Good thing that no one stepped up for a gamer pic war or else I’d have to sport a stupid Eagles gamer pic.
Ok, now let’s talk about the positives going into this week. I checked out I Am Legend this weekend and it was pretty good. Those night creature things were seriously crazy. I’d hate to get whatever virus that was because insanity does them no justice. They were 100 times insanity. It could’ve used more action but overall it was a good movie.
The Halo 3 million dollar tournament starts tomorrow here in Dallas. I’ll try to grab some photos and videos throughout the week of all the players and geeks. It should be fun and intense with that amount of money on the line.
Congratulations to Pimp Method, Gripman, NuAngel, David Bond, Fujiwarano, JuggalordsZero, and GamjawanG for being the Mighty Seven and winning Arkadian Warriors. I appreciate you guys hanging out and supporting U360. We’ll have to co-op Arkadian Warriors sometime.
Well enjoy the week ladies and gents. Stay tuned this week for new Medals, new Showcases, new Report Cards and more!
December 17th, 2007 at 9:15 pm
@DB, I agree. Carrie Underwood was/is the better choice (even if the ‘Boys still lose too).
BTW, Jerry Jones was right: “[To Romo]…Women smell fresh cash” (emphasis on “fresh cash”)! XD lol
December 17th, 2007 at 10:03 pm
You know it has to be her dad pushing this. She goes from John Mayer to Owen Wilson to ???? to Romo. Based on their MTV show I doubt very much she cares about football.
Now Nick Lachey got the sports chick in Vanessa Manillo. She wouldn’t be flashing a white pseudo Cowboy’s shirt with a pink #9. Wonder what T.O. had to say about that in the locker room? Alas, the last two games become huge for the ‘Boys and the Packers.
December 17th, 2007 at 10:51 pm
oh without a doubt it’s her dad pushing this…he has to keep his little girl’s cash flow coming in…how about the starting QB for the Cowboys as a son-in-law…right after Mayer, Wilson, Lachey etc.
how about teaching your daughter to love someone for who they are instead of the fresh cash. lol
December 18th, 2007 at 12:09 am
That’s not how girls work Deacon.
December 18th, 2007 at 12:10 am
Not anymore at least.
December 18th, 2007 at 12:18 am
E A G L E S EAGLES
I should have stepped up for the gamerpic war but I could not handle the humiliation of using a cowboys gamerpic for a week again.
December 18th, 2007 at 1:06 am
Deacon,
How about we do a little two week wager….
Whomever’s team, between the Cowboys (your team) & Packers (my team) ends up with the home-field advantage for the NFC, the loser sports the winners gamerpic for TWO WEEKS!!!
Of course, right now all the Cowboys have to do is win both of their remaining games and they wrap it up. Of course-course, they’ll have to do this likely with the “Jessica Simpson factor”. (”Is this chicken or fish? It say’s Chicken of the Sea, but it also say’s Tuna fish”)
December 18th, 2007 at 9:05 am
I can’t get past the Headline, “Jessica Simpson Sucks” what is the problem now? LOL
December 18th, 2007 at 9:38 am
i’ll have to think on that Rain lol
December 18th, 2007 at 3:52 pm
Yeeeah!
Thank you again for the Arkadian Warriors code.
Also congratulations to the other winners.
See you on live.