Monday Morning Scripted - Jessica Simpson Sucks
Happy Monday and welcome to the Jessica Simpson sucks edition of Monday Morning Scripted. I have come to the realization that dumb blondes and football don’t mix. I hope that Tony Romo manages to learn this as well. I expect Jerry Jones to ban her from all remaining games for the remainder of Tony’s contract with the Dallas Cowboys. Good thing that no one stepped up for a gamer pic war or else I’d have to sport a stupid Eagles gamer pic.
Ok, now let’s talk about the positives going into this week. I checked out I Am Legend this weekend and it was pretty good. Those night creature things were seriously crazy. I’d hate to get whatever virus that was because insanity does them no justice. They were 100 times insanity. It could’ve used more action but overall it was a good movie.
The Halo 3 million dollar tournament starts tomorrow here in Dallas. I’ll try to grab some photos and videos throughout the week of all the players and geeks. It should be fun and intense with that amount of money on the line.
Congratulations to Pimp Method, Gripman, NuAngel, David Bond, Fujiwarano, JuggalordsZero, and GamjawanG for being the Mighty Seven and winning Arkadian Warriors. I appreciate you guys hanging out and supporting U360. We’ll have to co-op Arkadian Warriors sometime.
Well enjoy the week ladies and gents. Stay tuned this week for new Medals, new Showcases, new Report Cards and more!
December 17th, 2007 at 12:30 pm
Eagles FTW!!
December 17th, 2007 at 2:17 pm
What if New York showed up to a Cowboys game Deacon? Or waht if New York showed up on a podcast, would you get all puppy love crap on an Unscripted show?
December 17th, 2007 at 2:19 pm
i’d have to say no on New York. she’s even worse than Jessica lol
December 17th, 2007 at 3:42 pm
Deac what about the shirt lol
December 17th, 2007 at 3:47 pm
haven’t picked the winner yet.
December 17th, 2007 at 4:23 pm
kk let me know lol
December 17th, 2007 at 6:23 pm
Ya are tripping. I saw the game and romo was focus. He did over throw to T.O. a flew times. It’s was that secondary that cover up those receivers. So ya stop making excuses!! Hating because he got a GF with some double D’s and got money. HATERS!!
On a better note, Arkadian Warriors is tight.
December 17th, 2007 at 6:55 pm
Maybe that song should have been named “ohhhh Boi” instead, since you knew it was going to be a loss once they showed Jessica and her “two friend”. I’m surprised they didn’t have her ask whether “do all those players have cow’s in them, since they’re called the Cowboys”.
Sorry Deac, but I have a feeling that as long as she’s by his side the losses will keep mounting. Cut your losses Cowboy-nation and give Tony his choice; us or her.
But hey!!! HOW ABOUT THOSE PACKERS EH?
December 17th, 2007 at 6:56 pm
I’m going to see “I Am Legend” on Tuesday night, I need an action movie adrenaline shot
December 17th, 2007 at 7:08 pm
@rainmaker, lol yeah the Pack looked good. and you’re right…she’s going to destroy Romo. he needs to cut ties until after the friggin Super Bowl at least.