Monday Morning Scripted - Jessica Simpson Sucks
Happy Monday and welcome to the Jessica Simpson sucks edition of Monday Morning Scripted. I have come to the realization that dumb blondes and football don’t mix. I hope that Tony Romo manages to learn this as well. I expect Jerry Jones to ban her from all remaining games for the remainder of Tony’s contract with the Dallas Cowboys. Good thing that no one stepped up for a gamer pic war or else I’d have to sport a stupid Eagles gamer pic.
Ok, now let’s talk about the positives going into this week. I checked out I Am Legend this weekend and it was pretty good. Those night creature things were seriously crazy. I’d hate to get whatever virus that was because insanity does them no justice. They were 100 times insanity. It could’ve used more action but overall it was a good movie.
The Halo 3 million dollar tournament starts tomorrow here in Dallas. I’ll try to grab some photos and videos throughout the week of all the players and geeks. It should be fun and intense with that amount of money on the line.
Congratulations to Pimp Method, Gripman, NuAngel, David Bond, Fujiwarano, JuggalordsZero, and GamjawanG for being the Mighty Seven and winning Arkadian Warriors. I appreciate you guys hanging out and supporting U360. We’ll have to co-op Arkadian Warriors sometime.
Well enjoy the week ladies and gents. Stay tuned this week for new Medals, new Showcases, new Report Cards and more!
December 17th, 2007 at 9:27 am
$1,000,000 i’d love to see that on my bank:-)
December 17th, 2007 at 9:48 am
I agree, Tony Romo had Jessica on the brain the whole time. She must have that “Sunshine” goodness going on LOL!
Every QB has a bad game and the Cowboys will be o.k.
December 17th, 2007 at 10:33 am
sorry about the Cowboys Deac…my Steelers blew it too…they seem like they just want to hand The Browns the North Championship…
anyhoo, Happy Monday all, have a great week…(yay, for new medals..lol..)
December 17th, 2007 at 11:24 am
Aww man deacon You need to check your email more often. I sent a request for a throw down the day before
still it must feel nice to be going to the playoffs. unless something weird happens and every other nfc team looses from here on out my eagles are going to be heading to arbys instead of the playoffs.
BTW last year on Christmas when the eagles thumped on romo, Carrie Underwood was there. The first game this year were the Cowboys beat the eagles pretty ugly no sideline date for Tony. Might have to ban all extra curriculars for romo, woman seem to fog his mind.
December 17th, 2007 at 11:25 am
I would do the E>A>G>L>E>S> thing but i was just glad we didn’t get swept. Now i gotta be a cheesehead fan.
December 17th, 2007 at 11:28 am
@Pzul…doh..haha good for me then. and you’re right, they need to make sure Romo stays single…until the Super Bowl is over. he can’t handle women right now.
December 17th, 2007 at 11:46 am
“The day Fox Sports turned into Access Hollywood.” The minute I heard a Jessica Simpson song, I muted my TV and started following the game on NFL.com.
December 17th, 2007 at 11:56 am
I’m pissed about Jessica Simpson too. Why couldn’t she have been around for the Detroit game? LOL
December 17th, 2007 at 12:05 pm
she has no business at ANY game. leave all that puppy love crap at home when the game is over.
December 17th, 2007 at 12:28 pm
If her being there causes them to loose I hope she shows up every game.