Monday Morning Scripted - Jessica Simpson Sucks
Happy Monday and welcome to the Jessica Simpson sucks edition of Monday Morning Scripted. I have come to the realization that dumb blondes and football don’t mix. I hope that Tony Romo manages to learn this as well. I expect Jerry Jones to ban her from all remaining games for the remainder of Tony’s contract with the Dallas Cowboys. Good thing that no one stepped up for a gamer pic war or else I’d have to sport a stupid Eagles gamer pic.
Ok, now let’s talk about the positives going into this week. I checked out I Am Legend this weekend and it was pretty good. Those night creature things were seriously crazy. I’d hate to get whatever virus that was because insanity does them no justice. They were 100 times insanity. It could’ve used more action but overall it was a good movie.
The Halo 3 million dollar tournament starts tomorrow here in Dallas. I’ll try to grab some photos and videos throughout the week of all the players and geeks. It should be fun and intense with that amount of money on the line.
Congratulations to Pimp Method, Gripman, NuAngel, David Bond, Fujiwarano, JuggalordsZero, and GamjawanG for being the Mighty Seven and winning Arkadian Warriors. I appreciate you guys hanging out and supporting U360. We’ll have to co-op Arkadian Warriors sometime.
Well enjoy the week ladies and gents. Stay tuned this week for new Medals, new Showcases, new Report Cards and more!
December 17th, 2007 at 9:27 am
$1,000,000 i’d love to see that on my bank:-)
December 17th, 2007 at 9:48 am
I agree, Tony Romo had Jessica on the brain the whole time. She must have that “Sunshine” goodness going on LOL!
Every QB has a bad game and the Cowboys will be o.k.
December 17th, 2007 at 10:33 am
sorry about the Cowboys Deac…my Steelers blew it too…they seem like they just want to hand The Browns the North Championship…
anyhoo, Happy Monday all, have a great week…(yay, for new medals..lol..)
December 17th, 2007 at 11:24 am
Aww man deacon You need to check your email more often. I sent a request for a throw down the day before
still it must feel nice to be going to the playoffs. unless something weird happens and every other nfc team looses from here on out my eagles are going to be heading to arbys instead of the playoffs.
BTW last year on Christmas when the eagles thumped on romo, Carrie Underwood was there. The first game this year were the Cowboys beat the eagles pretty ugly no sideline date for Tony. Might have to ban all extra curriculars for romo, woman seem to fog his mind.
December 17th, 2007 at 11:25 am
I would do the E>A>G>L>E>S> thing but i was just glad we didn’t get swept. Now i gotta be a cheesehead fan.
December 17th, 2007 at 11:28 am
@Pzul…doh..haha good for me then. and you’re right, they need to make sure Romo stays single…until the Super Bowl is over. he can’t handle women right now.
December 17th, 2007 at 11:46 am
“The day Fox Sports turned into Access Hollywood.” The minute I heard a Jessica Simpson song, I muted my TV and started following the game on NFL.com.
December 17th, 2007 at 11:56 am
I’m pissed about Jessica Simpson too. Why couldn’t she have been around for the Detroit game? LOL
December 17th, 2007 at 12:05 pm
she has no business at ANY game. leave all that puppy love crap at home when the game is over.
December 17th, 2007 at 12:28 pm
If her being there causes them to loose I hope she shows up every game.
December 17th, 2007 at 12:30 pm
Eagles FTW!!
December 17th, 2007 at 2:17 pm
What if New York showed up to a Cowboys game Deacon? Or waht if New York showed up on a podcast, would you get all puppy love crap on an Unscripted show?
December 17th, 2007 at 2:19 pm
i’d have to say no on New York. she’s even worse than Jessica lol
December 17th, 2007 at 3:42 pm
Deac what about the shirt lol
December 17th, 2007 at 3:47 pm
haven’t picked the winner yet.
December 17th, 2007 at 4:23 pm
kk let me know lol
December 17th, 2007 at 6:23 pm
Ya are tripping. I saw the game and romo was focus. He did over throw to T.O. a flew times. It’s was that secondary that cover up those receivers. So ya stop making excuses!! Hating because he got a GF with some double D’s and got money. HATERS!!
On a better note, Arkadian Warriors is tight.
December 17th, 2007 at 6:55 pm
Maybe that song should have been named “ohhhh Boi” instead, since you knew it was going to be a loss once they showed Jessica and her “two friend”. I’m surprised they didn’t have her ask whether “do all those players have cow’s in them, since they’re called the Cowboys”.
Sorry Deac, but I have a feeling that as long as she’s by his side the losses will keep mounting. Cut your losses Cowboy-nation and give Tony his choice; us or her.
But hey!!! HOW ABOUT THOSE PACKERS EH?
December 17th, 2007 at 6:56 pm
I’m going to see “I Am Legend” on Tuesday night, I need an action movie adrenaline shot
December 17th, 2007 at 7:08 pm
@rainmaker, lol yeah the Pack looked good. and you’re right…she’s going to destroy Romo. he needs to cut ties until after the friggin Super Bowl at least.
December 17th, 2007 at 9:15 pm
@DB, I agree. Carrie Underwood was/is the better choice (even if the ‘Boys still lose too).
BTW, Jerry Jones was right: “[To Romo]…Women smell fresh cash” (emphasis on “fresh cash”)! XD lol
December 17th, 2007 at 10:03 pm
You know it has to be her dad pushing this. She goes from John Mayer to Owen Wilson to ???? to Romo. Based on their MTV show I doubt very much she cares about football.
Now Nick Lachey got the sports chick in Vanessa Manillo. She wouldn’t be flashing a white pseudo Cowboy’s shirt with a pink #9. Wonder what T.O. had to say about that in the locker room? Alas, the last two games become huge for the ‘Boys and the Packers.
December 17th, 2007 at 10:51 pm
oh without a doubt it’s her dad pushing this…he has to keep his little girl’s cash flow coming in…how about the starting QB for the Cowboys as a son-in-law…right after Mayer, Wilson, Lachey etc.
how about teaching your daughter to love someone for who they are instead of the fresh cash. lol
December 18th, 2007 at 12:09 am
That’s not how girls work Deacon.
December 18th, 2007 at 12:10 am
Not anymore at least.
December 18th, 2007 at 12:18 am
E A G L E S EAGLES
I should have stepped up for the gamerpic war but I could not handle the humiliation of using a cowboys gamerpic for a week again.
December 18th, 2007 at 1:06 am
Deacon,
How about we do a little two week wager….
Whomever’s team, between the Cowboys (your team) & Packers (my team) ends up with the home-field advantage for the NFC, the loser sports the winners gamerpic for TWO WEEKS!!!
Of course, right now all the Cowboys have to do is win both of their remaining games and they wrap it up. Of course-course, they’ll have to do this likely with the “Jessica Simpson factor”. (”Is this chicken or fish? It say’s Chicken of the Sea, but it also say’s Tuna fish”)
December 18th, 2007 at 9:05 am
I can’t get past the Headline, “Jessica Simpson Sucks” what is the problem now? LOL
December 18th, 2007 at 9:38 am
i’ll have to think on that Rain lol
December 18th, 2007 at 3:52 pm
Yeeeah!
Thank you again for the Arkadian Warriors code.
Also congratulations to the other winners.
See you on live.
December 20th, 2007 at 9:06 pm
Woah doggie,
The Jessica Simpson webpage is being scorched by Cowboy fans begging her not to go to anymore Cowboy games.
http://www.jessicasimpson.com
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