Crackdown - Crack the Caption

I’ve decided to have a little fun with the upcoming release of the Xbox 360 exclusive, Crackdown.  Below is a screenshot from the game that I want your BEST caption on!  That’s right.  Get your wits about you and come up with the best caption for this screenshot.  You can send your captions to me at unscripted@unscripted360.com or post your caption in the comments.  Is there something in store for the best caption?  I suppose you’ll have to find out.  Get your captions in before the end of the month!

Crackdown

View the original size screenshot here

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DeaconBlade

I sometimes go by the name "The Velvet Voice". I like sunshine, games and large amounts of money.

73 Responses to “Crackdown - Crack the Caption”

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  1. 21
    DeaconBlade Says:

    you guys are cracking me up with these! especially some of the ones via email LOL


  2. 22
    bzpot15 Says:

    “You wanted a hug and i gave you one
    you wanted a kiss and i gave you one
    you want me to screw you so i will”

  3. 23
    Crazzytzar Says:
    Member has registered Member had enough luck to win Member has played at Unscripted Nights Member accomplished a triple threat Original Gangsta when U360 debuted Went beyond 15,000 Gamerscore 
    Community Playdate Participant

    “I can show you the woooooorld….”


  4. 24
    Big Isy Says:

    “Take that spambot!”
    “This is what we do to spammers”
    “So, you still think the 360 sucks?”

  5. 25
    Gabriel Says:

    “Get out my way…oh i thought there was an agility orb behind you”

  6. 26
    Perfect Code Says:
    Member has registered Member had enough luck to win

    “Damn you people who just bought me for the Halo 3 beta! Get the *** out of Pacific City!”


  7. 27
    Makenzi Says:
    Member has registered Member had enough luck to win U360 Gamer Girl U360 Mystery Medal

    “King Kong ain’t got nothing on me!”


  8. 28
    Paul King Says:

    OK Superman, let’s see you fly.

  9. 29
    GhostRiderTGAC Says:
    Member has registered Original Gangsta when U360 debuted

    Another beautiful morning in the city until the Special Agent realizes something is horribly wrong. The waiter who just brought him his breakfast had made a terrible mistake.

    “Next time you won’t forget to bring me my grande non-fat latte, punk!”

    How’s a bad-ass super cop supposed to kick start his day if he doesn’t have his go juice!


  10. 30
    Big Isy Says:

    That’ll teach you to ruin my haircut!”

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