Crackdown - Crack the Caption
I’ve decided to have a little fun with the upcoming release of the Xbox 360 exclusive, Crackdown. Below is a screenshot from the game that I want your BEST caption on! That’s right. Get your wits about you and come up with the best caption for this screenshot. You can send your captions to me at unscripted@unscripted360.com or post your caption in the comments. Is there something in store for the best caption? I suppose you’ll have to find out. Get your captions in before the end of the month!




February 11th, 2007 at 7:29 pm
you guys are cracking me up with these! especially some of the ones via email LOL
February 11th, 2007 at 8:46 pm
“You wanted a hug and i gave you one
you wanted a kiss and i gave you one
you want me to screw you so i will”
February 11th, 2007 at 9:31 pm
“I can show you the woooooorld….”
February 11th, 2007 at 9:45 pm
“Take that spambot!”
“This is what we do to spammers”
“So, you still think the 360 sucks?”
February 11th, 2007 at 10:15 pm
“Get out my way…oh i thought there was an agility orb behind you”
February 11th, 2007 at 10:22 pm
“Damn you people who just bought me for the Halo 3 beta! Get the *** out of Pacific City!”
February 11th, 2007 at 11:17 pm
“King Kong ain’t got nothing on me!”
February 12th, 2007 at 5:39 am
OK Superman, let’s see you fly.
February 12th, 2007 at 6:56 am
Another beautiful morning in the city until the Special Agent realizes something is horribly wrong. The waiter who just brought him his breakfast had made a terrible mistake.
“Next time you won’t forget to bring me my grande non-fat latte, punk!”
How’s a bad-ass super cop supposed to kick start his day if he doesn’t have his go juice!
February 12th, 2007 at 7:56 am
That’ll teach you to ruin my haircut!”