Crackdown - Crack the Caption
I’ve decided to have a little fun with the upcoming release of the Xbox 360 exclusive, Crackdown. Below is a screenshot from the game that I want your BEST caption on! That’s right. Get your wits about you and come up with the best caption for this screenshot. You can send your captions to me at unscripted@unscripted360.com or post your caption in the comments. Is there something in store for the best caption? I suppose you’ll have to find out. Get your captions in before the end of the month!
February 11th, 2007 at 2:11 am
“I’m the JUGGERNAUT, BITCH!”
February 11th, 2007 at 2:51 am
lmao DJ…classic
February 11th, 2007 at 4:05 am
” I’ll save you buddy! Here this guy knows how to swim!”
February 11th, 2007 at 4:19 am
“And here we have Jorg Jorgennsen, about to make his attempt in ‘The World’s Strongest Man’ event ‘Innocent By-stander Throw.”
February 11th, 2007 at 8:50 am
“Umm sir…. can you please take your thumb out of my butt?”
February 11th, 2007 at 8:57 am
“This is what I do with punks like you who complain about cell shading!”
February 11th, 2007 at 10:06 am
lol you guys are clever
February 11th, 2007 at 10:13 am
“Damn you, Tony Romo”
February 11th, 2007 at 12:15 pm
Is That A Shark Down There? “Quick get A Closer Look”
February 11th, 2007 at 12:15 pm
[quote comment="16039"]Is That A Shark Down There? “Quick get A Closer Look”[/quote]
February 11th, 2007 at 12:20 pm
So is posting here a submission or should I mail you as well?
February 11th, 2007 at 12:50 pm
Here’s something a little old school for you guys.
“No Ticket!”
February 11th, 2007 at 1:32 pm
posting here counts as a submission as well.
February 11th, 2007 at 1:33 pm
Wings? ill get you your wings!!
February 11th, 2007 at 1:59 pm
He looks angry so
When you can’t find Los Muertos to clean up the streets, an evil agent clone will do just fine.
February 11th, 2007 at 2:00 pm
Someone make one about One one thousand…Two one thousand…
February 11th, 2007 at 3:55 pm
“Stay away from my daughter.”
February 11th, 2007 at 5:57 pm
Don’t be scared, you’ll be fine. It’s your turn on the waterslide.
February 11th, 2007 at 5:58 pm
Here, Let me help you across the bridge.
February 11th, 2007 at 6:01 pm
Uh…excuse me. I think you forgot to strap my leg to the other end of the bungie cord.
February 11th, 2007 at 7:29 pm
you guys are cracking me up with these! especially some of the ones via email LOL
February 11th, 2007 at 8:46 pm
“You wanted a hug and i gave you one
you wanted a kiss and i gave you one
you want me to screw you so i will”
February 11th, 2007 at 9:31 pm
“I can show you the woooooorld….”
February 11th, 2007 at 9:45 pm
“Take that spambot!”
“This is what we do to spammers”
“So, you still think the 360 sucks?”
February 11th, 2007 at 10:15 pm
“Get out my way…oh i thought there was an agility orb behind you”
February 11th, 2007 at 10:22 pm
“Damn you people who just bought me for the Halo 3 beta! Get the *** out of Pacific City!”
February 11th, 2007 at 11:17 pm
“King Kong ain’t got nothing on me!”
February 12th, 2007 at 5:39 am
OK Superman, let’s see you fly.
February 12th, 2007 at 6:56 am
Another beautiful morning in the city until the Special Agent realizes something is horribly wrong. The waiter who just brought him his breakfast had made a terrible mistake.
“Next time you won’t forget to bring me my grande non-fat latte, punk!”
How’s a bad-ass super cop supposed to kick start his day if he doesn’t have his go juice!
February 12th, 2007 at 7:56 am
That’ll teach you to ruin my haircut!”
February 12th, 2007 at 8:15 am
“I pity the fool who disses the beta”
February 12th, 2007 at 9:51 am
I TOLD YOU FANBOY PS3 SUCKS!!! XBOX 360 RULES!!!!
February 12th, 2007 at 10:37 am
Ill save you…here, use this a s a floatation device…
February 12th, 2007 at 11:13 am
“Get back in the basement”
February 12th, 2007 at 10:53 pm
Strength of the Bear!
February 16th, 2007 at 1:23 pm
hahah is that from Bravestar dude?
February 16th, 2007 at 1:44 pm
“When I say pass corvousier, you PASS the corvousier, Eminem!!!”
Don’t EVER p!ss off Busta Rhymes.
February 16th, 2007 at 1:48 pm
lmao @yam. that was funny dude.
February 16th, 2007 at 2:15 pm
You tubed into my HDTV you bastard!
February 16th, 2007 at 2:35 pm
I told you…. CRACK IS WACK!!!
February 16th, 2007 at 2:51 pm
So what if i have only one save per gamertag huh? SO DO YOU!! *THROW*
February 19th, 2007 at 10:29 am
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February 19th, 2007 at 11:52 am
Ur bout 2 b swimmin with the fishes.
February 19th, 2007 at 11:53 am
“you’ll be fine ……….. I seen michael jackson do this once”
February 19th, 2007 at 12:09 pm
Dosnt realy matter if I made it in time for the contest..
“Since white men can’t jump, lets see if you can fly”
February 19th, 2007 at 12:55 pm
I have a couple… some of you guys have the most hilarious lines…
“Nobody insults my mama and LIVES, sucka”
“For the last time, where are my car keys?”
“My muscles have been so much bigger ever since I started weightlifting people…”
“What I’m about to do to you is my signature move… the one I will use to win the Gold in this year’s people-chucking olympics!”
“May God forgive me for what I am about to do to - but I just gotta get that Achievement!”
February 19th, 2007 at 12:57 pm
“You’ll be fine… I don’t *see* any sharks down there…”
February 19th, 2007 at 1:07 pm
lmao excellent..this is gonna be tough
February 19th, 2007 at 1:07 pm
I told you not to mix stripes with camouflage! You die now!
February 19th, 2007 at 3:08 pm
“You should have seen what I did to the last guy that tried to make out with my sister!”
February 19th, 2007 at 3:09 pm
Personal favourite from the other commenters: “May God forgive me for what I am about to do to - but I just gotta get that Achievement!” lol, too funny!
February 19th, 2007 at 3:15 pm
“For the last time, I told you, you ain’t gonna make me fly Murdock!”
February 19th, 2007 at 10:27 pm
“Can you smell what the Rock is cooking?”
if we can do more than one:
“I warned you to let go of my Ego!”
“Nacho Libre has nothing on me!”
February 19th, 2007 at 10:27 pm
As he was about to throw the poor fool off the ledge, the victim said the only thing that could have saved him and made the adgent freeze.
“Dude you got a bee on your back.”
February 20th, 2007 at 9:03 pm
Is there a limit to how many I can submit?
“‘Don’t forget to take out the trash,’ the wife says. ‘But I take out the proverbial trash of the city five times a week, you take it to the curb’ I say. ‘Its your dead drug dealer in my trashcan, you put him there!’ she says. See what you punks do to mess up my life?” *throw*
February 20th, 2007 at 9:32 pm
no limit at all. keep ‘em coming..you might luck up and get the best one.
February 20th, 2007 at 10:13 pm
After threating to throw this man off the roof the adgent was blinded by the sight of Britney’s bald head
February 21st, 2007 at 10:51 am
A bit long for a quote but i had to add i, it was stuck in my head.
“Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, crooks of allllll ages. watch as I take this plain ordinary burglar and compact him into a lovely travel size. Impossible you say? Well not with a 3 story free fall. It slices it dices it makes Juliane fries if you land on a fence. Yes the ‘Chucked from a building’ option is one of our most popular plans. Just Chuck him and forget him! But wait, Theres More! After the break we’ll show you how to take a garden variety vandal and with a dash of dumpster, a hint of sarcasm turn him into a spicy roadkill dish”
February 21st, 2007 at 11:17 am
rotfl that’s awesome, Paul
February 21st, 2007 at 11:23 am
that’s the longest caption i’ve seen for sure lol
February 21st, 2007 at 2:56 pm
In defense of the quotes length. its meant to be said infomercial style obviously so it could theoretically only take as long as a quote half its size to utter.
thats my story and I’m sticking to it
February 22nd, 2007 at 9:32 am
“Sorry man, I need that ‘Shot Putter’ achievement and it’s NOT your lucky day.”
February 22nd, 2007 at 9:35 am
“Excessive Force? I’ve got your excessive force right over this bridge. Be sure to fill out the proper complaint form on your way down!”
February 22nd, 2007 at 9:36 am
Sorry for 3 in a row… I just keep looking at the picture and seeing more.
“I told you man, just give me your lunch money and we’re done here.”
February 22nd, 2007 at 9:38 am
lol @ Whet
February 22nd, 2007 at 6:15 pm
“Dude, dude, its ok, just give me a little toss. Its aight… Red Bull Gives you WIIIIiiiiinnnnnnggssss”
splash
February 22nd, 2007 at 6:16 pm
“Always look on the bright side of life… doo doooo doo do doo do do do”
February 22nd, 2007 at 6:18 pm
“Send your thugs to dear old captain Noah”
If anyone lives in the Philly Metro Area you’ll get this. I think it was a local show. Otherwise that went right over everyones head sorry
February 25th, 2007 at 6:50 pm
[quote comment="16680"]hahah is that from Bravestar dude?[/quote]
you know that was bravestar.
By the way chelsea won the carling cup. we beat those filthy gooners.
GO THE MIGHTY BLUES!!!!!!!!
February 26th, 2007 at 3:04 pm
[quote comment="17300"]no limit at all. keep ‘em coming..you might luck up and get the best one.[/quote]
So who won this Deaconblade? Me please???
February 26th, 2007 at 3:09 pm
we’ll know this week
March 11th, 2007 at 5:20 pm
[...] I was able to ‘crack down’ on the entries for the Crackdown - Crack the Caption contest today. I want to first thank all of you who took the time to enter. There were 224 [...]
June 13th, 2007 at 12:42 pm
“Why don’t YOU be Butch Cassidy AND the Sundance Kid.”