Crackdown – Crack the Caption

I’ve decided to have a little fun with the upcoming release of the Xbox 360 exclusive, Crackdown.  Below is a screenshot from the game that I want your BEST caption on!  That’s right.  Get your wits about you and come up with the best caption for this screenshot.  You can send your captions to me at unscripted@unscripted360.com or post your caption in the comments.  Is there something in store for the best caption?  I suppose you’ll have to find out.  Get your captions in before the end of the month!

Crackdown

View the original size screenshot here

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DeaconBlade

I sometimes go by the name "The Velvet Voice". I like sunshine, games and large amounts of money.

74 Responses to “Crackdown – Crack the Caption”

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  1. 61
    Paul Says:

    In defense of the quotes length. its meant to be said infomercial style obviously so it could theoretically only take as long as a quote half its size to utter. :-D thats my story and I’m sticking to it

  2. 62
    Whet Wurm Says:

    “Sorry man, I need that ‘Shot Putter’ achievement and it’s NOT your lucky day.”

  3. 63
    Whet Wurm Says:

    “Excessive Force? I’ve got your excessive force right over this bridge. Be sure to fill out the proper complaint form on your way down!”

  4. 64
    Whet Wurm Says:

    Sorry for 3 in a row… I just keep looking at the picture and seeing more. :P

    “I told you man, just give me your lunch money and we’re done here.”

  5. 65
    DeaconBlade Says:

    lol @ Whet


  6. 66
    Paul Says:

    “Dude, dude, its ok, just give me a little toss. Its aight… Red Bull Gives you WIIIIiiiiinnnnnnggssss”

    splash

  7. 67
    Paul Says:

    “Always look on the bright side of life… doo doooo doo do doo do do do”

  8. 68
    Paul Says:

    “Send your thugs to dear old captain Noah”

    If anyone lives in the Philly Metro Area you’ll get this. I think it was a local show. Otherwise that went right over everyones head sorry

  9. 69
    sfa ok Says:

    [quote comment="16680"]hahah is that from Bravestar dude?[/quote]
    you know that was bravestar.
    By the way chelsea won the carling cup. we beat those filthy gooners.
    GO THE MIGHTY BLUES!!!!!!!!

  10. 70
    Col Hartman Says:

    [quote comment="17300"]no limit at all. keep ‘em coming..you might luck up and get the best one.[/quote]

    So who won this Deaconblade? Me please???

  11. 71
    DeaconBlade Says:

    we’ll know this week :)


  12. 72
    Unscripted 360 » Crack the Caption Winners Says:

    [...] I was able to ‘crack down’ on the entries for the Crackdown - Crack the Caption contest today.  I want to first thank all of you who took the time to enter.  There were 224 [...]

  13. 73
    Insane Shayne Says:

    “Why don’t YOU be Butch Cassidy AND the Sundance Kid.”

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